January 2012
queenqueefs:
tumblr is so dead tonight because the people who claim they don’t have social lifes are out celebrating
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
you'll be golden :-): yellendegeneres: happy new... →
yellendegeneres:
happy new year heres a recap of what happened in 2011 in case you were stuck under a rock or s/t
fall out boy is still on hiatus
boys like girls is back
pioneer is perfect
blink 182 neighborhoods
josh franceschi hates america
mark merrick is more popular than zack
…
specular-reflection:
anyone who doesn’t like bagels is a communist
December 2011
tweenage-wasteland:
everyone knows who actually runs every burn blog ever
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
crackvanek:
WHO WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AND GOES
OH LOOK I GOT MY PERIOD
YES NOW I CAN MAKE COOKIES OUT OF MY MENSTRUAL BLOOD
OMFG
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milasweetcunt:
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
mcdammit:
I’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.
shannensucks:
husband
ripbrentwilson:
you ever read one of those dumb tween girl magazines
and the embarrassing moments are like “this one time I spilled milk on myself at lunch and my crush was RIGHT THERE and he was laughing omg so humiliating”
like honestly if that’s your most embarrassing experience you’re doing pretty well
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productofanaddiction:
When you post a secret on tumblr
does that make tumblr
a dashboard confessional